| Red Squirrel - Aug-12-2005 server time |
| A farmer who attended church faithfully every Sunday had a problem with people walking across his two fields on their way to a favourite fishing hole. Tried as he may, the people would continue to walk across his property -- and in the process scatter litter in a field occupied by his cows and trample produce in a second field bordering the fishing hole. After bowing his head in prayer, he came up with the perfect solution. He bought a mighty bull to accompany the cows and posted a large sign proclaiming: "THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES." |