The Cool Hangout Place -> Dough Boy

Red Squirrel - Jul-11-2005 server time

That's great.

Fuzzy_Fox - Jul-11-2005 server time

That one still cracks me up .

Pyr-O-Rgasm - Jul-11-2005 server time

WTF?

Furball - Jul-11-2005 server time

Sad News, I'm Sorry to Have to Write About ... It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.. Please Join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy leaves behind his wife, Play Dough, his two children, John Dough and Jane Dough and his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, HungryJack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flour. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man, and considered a roll model for millions. The funeral was held at 350 degrees for about 20 minutes