The Cool Hangout Place -> Bill gate's journey in hell

sintekk - Nov-14-2004 server time

CANADA!!?!?! NOOOOOO, TARRIFFS!

Red Squirrel - Nov-14-2004 server time

There's no compUSA in hell, only a CompCANADA and it costs an arm and a leg for any parts.

sintekk - Nov-14-2004 server time

He's in hell, it's not like he can leave and go to CompUSA's Hell location to get Windows on CD

Red Squirrel - Nov-14-2004 server time

haha yeah or apple emulation, on linux. And there would be no reset button on the machine, heck, no power button either, oh and no CD-ROM drive so he can't attempt to install something else.

Furball - Nov-14-2004 server time

Hehehe, poor Bill. Guess he can't ever get a break. I'd say it would have been funnier if the computer only ran linux. It's Bill's worse nightmare

Red Squirrel - Nov-13-2004 server time

The US Justice Department - unable to sentence Bill Gates to any meaningful economic fine decided that his punishment would be more severe - and sentenced him to eternity in Hell. Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Frankly releasing Windows 95 two years early, would by itself, have landed you here. But enough of that." "You've arrived on a day when I'm in a good mood, so I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are being tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are being chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young woman with an alluring look on her face, at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation thinking he outsmatred the devil, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan then locks the door. As Satan turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best room in the house?" "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan. "The vintage bottle of wine you see - It has a hole in it. That Beautiful young lady - She doesn't" "What about the PC?" "Oh, If you look carefully, you'll see that it crashed!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys," "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."