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The Cool Hangout Place -> possible multi milion dollar patent by me :D


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manadren - Jun-06-2004 server time
hey! Wait a second! That looks like one of my designs that I was selling! And it was copy protected [a zip file with a dictionary password]! And I didn't give you the password! That means... You must have used a circumvention device!

You'll pay for this!

*action menu pops up*

lets see...magic... summons...laywers... invoke DMCA ->Select!

*does a little dance*

*party disappears, and a horde of hyenas in business suits appears in their place*

"Settle now and give us all your money! Then sign this binding agreement giving us your soul! We have too much money! The suit will just drag on forever, and even if you by some slim chance win, you'll be so far in debt from legal fees that you'll never get out!"

C-well - Jun-06-2004 server time
Bares some resemblance to my designs of multicavity power klystrons.
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sintekk - Jun-05-2004 server time
Every time you get a strike a planet gets blown up em320.gif
If you get a gutterball, you get strapped to the asteroid being shot out of the railgun tongue.gif

manadren - Jun-05-2004 server time
yeah, and take one giant lane out of that bowling alley just replace the sides with some insanely high powered electromagnets, powered by solar energy I suppose, and make a massive railgun big enough to launch a few small asteroids tongue.gif

Red Squirrel - Jun-05-2004 server time
Yep for sure! And it would be a very exciting bowling game too! em320.gif

sintekk - Jun-05-2004 server time
I think an intergalatic planet-blowing-up solar-powered bowling alley has potential em320.gif

Red Squirrel - Jun-05-2004 server time
LOL hmmm the death star.... now if I make a space station, but instead of a circle, I make it a focal lense and a solar panel in the center.... think about all the light energy I can capture.


*changes plans*


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sintekk - Jun-05-2004 server time
Looks like plans to the Death Star... or a bowling alley laugh.gif

Chris Vogel - Jun-05-2004 server time
Okay, how in the world can you make sense from all that? laugh.gif

Red Squirrel - Jun-05-2004 server time
I should of set my isolines to like 100 so I can make it look cooler and have more lines em320.gif

Red Squirrel - Jun-05-2004 server time
here's another pic. em320.gif



I give this 40% chance that it will work. But that's still more then I got in grade 11 math so that's good.

Chris Vogel - Jun-05-2004 server time
The file name looks a bit obvious. (At least the part that I can see.) pressanykey.gif

Anyway, good luck! I’ll have to agree with Sintekk, but it would be really neat if it, whatever it is, did work!

Hehe... If I had something that I thought was worth millions of dollars, I wouldn’t post anything about it anywhere at all until I patent it, but that’s just me. tongue.gif

sintekk - Jun-05-2004 server time
Buwahaha!
Analyzing this picture, I've completed my OWN energy device! Thanks to you and your foolish photograph, I'll make BILLIONS! MUWAAHAHAAHA!

Seriously, all I can see in that picture is 4 circles tongue.gif
And as the saying goes, "If it's too good to be true, it probably is!" em320.gif
'twould be nifty if that 4-circled jimberjam really did eliminate the need for gas in certain vehicles though smile.gif

Red Squirrel - Jun-05-2004 server time
Here's a sneak peak of the design... trust me, that wont give you a hint at all, it's just a teaser on part of the device.

I'm not even saying what the device is suppost to do, but if it works, it will save everyone money on electricity, and it could make cars run gas-free but instead using this source of energy created by the device.

But because of the nature of the device, I'm not sure if it would work in small vehicles, but maybe big ones such as boats. This device will somewhat depend on gravity to work properly, so that's why it may not work in a normal car because of gravitational force when speeding up and slowing down, but in a big ship where movement is steady and not sudden, it could work.

this device would have endless possibilities, really.

The main problem: it's so simple that someone probably came up with it before me and it did not work, and the concept is against a fairly big physics law. (I could go to court tongue.gif)

But just thought I'd share. That way if it works and that you see it used around the world, you will be able to say that you knew it was coming. em320.gif

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