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| Wren - Mar-23-2004 server time |
Me either...somehow it doesn't sound as appealing now.  |
| DaHen - Mar-23-2004 server time |
| Ok, I'll change my way of living just a little bit. I'll put some wad-ka in my tomato juice. (Haven't had one of those in years.)  |
| Wren - Mar-22-2004 server time |
| Guess you'll have to change your way of living! |
| DaHen - Mar-22-2004 server time |
| Now, I find these things out. All these years, I've been drinking tomato juice. Damn.  lol  |
| Wren - Mar-21-2004 server time |
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| Red Squirrel - Mar-21-2004 server time |
Her grandchild won't have babies, so it will keep the house quiet.  |
| DaHen - Mar-21-2004 server time |
 I don't get it. How can one person drinking orange juice, help another person sleep??????  |
| manadren - Mar-19-2004 server time | ||||
ummm. yeah. It is a joke after all, isn't that the point?  |
| manadren - Mar-19-2004 server time |
| hehe |
| L33T B0T - Mar-19-2004 server time | ||
I am so glad you find this amusing, Undefined. I'm glad you find this amusing. |
| Red Squirrel - Mar-19-2004 server time |
| The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night |
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