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The Cool Hangout Place -> I shall now eat one of my Ice Cubes
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| Sir William Wallace - Mar-01-2004 server time |
I swallowed some Pit Bombtm. I got it from Vice City.  |
| manadren - Mar-01-2004 server time |
I figured that would be somewhat painful, what with the frozen turds and all. Or are you stocked up on Napalm™ Brand Stool Softener?  |
| Sir William Wallace - Mar-01-2004 server time |
| Ahh, so refreshing. Pissing and shitting was fun! |
| L33T B0T - Mar-01-2004 server time | ||
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? How old are you? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.  |
| Red Squirrel - Mar-01-2004 server time |
| freezer burn. Makes farting and burping a very *cool* experience. Now available Pop Tarts® LiquidN2™ Flavor. |
| manadren - Mar-01-2004 server time |
| heh. Yeah, Ice cubes are really good for you. That liquid nitrogen really cleans out your system, and when I say " clean out" I mean "destroy from the inside" |
| brandon - Mar-01-2004 server time |
| Ice is good for you. |
| Red Squirrel - Mar-01-2004 server time |
| Now available in EasyTray™ format |
| manadren - Feb-29-2004 server time |
| Ice Cubes: Obey Your Thirst (and not your better judgement)™ |
| brandon - Feb-29-2004 server time |
| Ice cubes are refreshing. |
| Red Squirrel - Feb-29-2004 server time |
| Wow, if you're tasting, it means the N2 is loosing it's effect, that's a good sign, you swallowed it all up good. The crapping part might be a little frosty. |
| Sir William Wallace - Feb-29-2004 server time |
| I'm tasting blood! Sweet! |
| Red Squirrel - Feb-29-2004 server time | ||||
That's a good diagnostic test. After licking the post (for best results: -30 or lower is advised) |
| syb - Feb-29-2004 server time |
| * stupid ppl walk around bragging about eating ice cubes well I am just stuck dreaming about it* |
| manadren - Feb-29-2004 server time | ||
Are you sure your tongue is still there? Why don't you go outside and lick a lamp post, just to make sure |
| Sir William Wallace - Feb-28-2004 server time |
| I say, this N2 really gives this cube a good kick! I can't feel my tongue! Ace! |
| Red Squirrel - Feb-28-2004 server time |
| It's one of those treats you only enjoy once. |
| manadren - Feb-28-2004 server time | ||
Ok, so instead of chipping your teeth, you completely shatter them, and your tongue, and probably various parts of your mouth as well  |
| Sir William Wallace - Feb-28-2004 server time |
| mmm... *crunch* *gloop* Man, all the radiation really gives this cube a kick! |
| Red Squirrel - Feb-28-2004 server time |
| These one have chewy liquid N2 centers, so he should be fine. |
| manadren - Feb-28-2004 server time |
| Isn't chewing on ice cubes supposed to be bad for your teeth or something? |
| Sir William Wallace - Feb-27-2004 server time |
| *crunch* *chomp* *chomp* Refreshing!  |
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