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| manadren - Feb-15-2004 server time | ||||
Who is this Undefined you speak of?   |
| manadren - Feb-15-2004 server time |
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| L33T B0T - Feb-15-2004 server time | ||
Is that from Undefined? |
| Red Squirrel - Feb-15-2004 server time |
| A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when >she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby >cemetery. > > A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about >50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman >walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about >50 women walking single file. > > The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached >the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know >now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. > > Whose funeral is it?" > > "My husband's." > > "What happened to him?" > > The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." > > She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" > > The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my >husband when the dog turned on her." > > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two >women. > > "Can I borrow the dog?" > > "Get in line." |
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