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Red Squirrel - Jul-29-2003 server time
QUOTE (takahita_tsukino @ Jul 28 2003, 11:06 PM)
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while(1) {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      if (rand() < 0.9)
          crash(complete_system);

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roflmao.gif roflmao.gif LOL I never really noticed that part. roflmao.gif laugh.gif

Chris Vogel - Jul-28-2003 server time
CODE
while(1) {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      if (rand() < 0.9)
          crash(complete_system);

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Red Squirrel - Jul-28-2003 server time
Some people have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows XP code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.


CODE

#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
   if (detect_cache())
       disable_cache();

   if (fast_cpu())
       set_wait_states(lots);

   set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
   set_mouse(action, jumpy);
   set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

   printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
       or just call it Chicargo)\n");

   if (system_ok())
       crash(to_dos_prompt);
   else
       system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

   while(1) {
       sleep(5);
       get_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       act_on_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       if (rand() < 0.9)
           crash(complete_system);
   }
   return(unrecoverable_system);
}

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