Windows is a threat to a safe work area!

According the WHMIS standards, Windows has been reported to be a problem in work areas. It was then submitted to the WHMIS association for inspection and was found of the following faults, of not displaying this label including more requirements:




When Windows is installed, computers will be highly vulnerable to many viruses and will most likely get infected.
First aid treatment: do not install.
Windows is very toxic and may cause long-term problems. Some known problems are economically related, while some others can even be mentally related due to excessive exposure to the BSOD* and other fumes. Windows is both bad for the computer and it's users. Avoid contact at all cost.
First aid treatment: do not install.
Windows is extremely corrosive and has the same properties as sulfuric acid but has a pH of 0.0042252 according to the Pentium pH calculator. When the hard disk is exposed to it, files will be lost. Avoid contact at all cost.
First aid treatment: do not install.
Windows is very reactive, especially when exposed to piracy. With excessive exposure, you will get a XP chemical reaction, requiring an immediate toll free call to go further in life, otherwise death will proceed within 30 days. (Product activation)
First aid treatment: do not buy, use cracks.
Better first aid treatment: do not install.
Be extremely careful what button you press on your computer and how you handle it’s GUI, or it may result in a horrible crash or worse yet, a BSOD. Make extra sure that the computer it is stored in has the proper PSI rating of at least 2.5GHz, to lower chance of problems. Overclocked 4.5GHz recommended. Store in well ventilated area of at least 200CFM.
First aid treatment: do not install.
Windows is highly flammable. Do not mix with piracy at any forum, or it may result in flames, and possible toxic fumes.
First aid treatment: do not install.
Even if not exposed to piracy, Windows may help form a dangerous combustion when present inside a computer, which can damage your computer's CPU.
First aid treatment: do not install.
As much as it can cause long-term damage, Windows will also cause short-term damage in the brain area. This is caused by lack of sleep while waiting for it to install on an average rated computer. Make sure to use a proper PSI rating.
First aid treatment: do not install.


 


*BSOD stands for Blue Screen Of Death, a very dangeraus radiation which can cause death.

According to the WHMIS accosiation, Microsoft has failed to provide the proper security measures to be approved by WHMIS, and may not be used in work areas.

It is strongly recomended not to use it at home as the same damages can occur.

The United Nations departement of weapon investigation is currently running tests in efforts to ban it throughout the world in efforts to make work places a more secure environement and in efforts to avoid it from being used maliciously against others.